Thank goodness I’ve been paying attention as over the weekend I faced my very own search and rescue emergency …
One of my sissy’s goldfish crackers went missing …gasp …on the couch
Don’t panic, little goldfish, I know this couch like the back of my paw.
I think I see the little lost fishy up yonder
Crunch, crunch …crisis averted
No need to thank me …my personal mission in life is to keep the couches of the world safe for furry and non-furry peeps alike.